Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for those of you who mute the celebrity gossip bells) have apparently taken refuge in Namibia, Africa, so Angelina can have her baby in peace. Okay, fine. I can deal with that...but wait...there's more. Brangelina along with Angelina's adopted kids Maddox and Zahara went to a Namibia game reserve, where wild lions roaming the grounds are reportedly helping to keep prying photographers away. It is rumored that Angelina wants to have her baby on the game reserve. The downside is that the baby will be born a citizen of Africa and won't ever have the oppurtunity to become the President of the United States. Damn.

To find out if the above story is true, PITC is willing to pay for photographs of Brangelina on the game reserve. ATTENTION all reporters from CNN, NBC, etc. Hurry up now, jump the fence and get the story .